Just brought home a lot of alcohol. Time to blast them brain cells.

asian:

Perks of Dating Me:

  • I don’t go anywhere, so we can always hangout
  • I’m too ugly to cheat on you
  • Sometimes i’m funny
  • I live near a pizza restaurant

(via brooke1444)

Can’t wait for my birthday. Going to get super drunk and go to Medieval Times like I’m five.